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Razzball   Nov 30th, 1:00am ET
As the Titans team bus cruised from the Indy airport to the team hotel, Afroman's Greatest Hits blared through the vehicle's sound system. Derrick Henry was tucked in the back row nodding along, "Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need."...
Razzball   Nov 29th, 2:00am ET
If you wouldn't mind taking a break from the treadmill that you are using to work off Thanksgiving dinner and all of the leftovers we still have a slate of games ahead of us for week 12. First off, if we're keeping it real, I don't think the Steelers and Ravens...
Razzball   Nov 28th, 3:12pm ET
I hope everyone's hands and feet are as swollen as mine after two straight days of binging on sodium laced food. Wait, did I really just type that? I am now old? No, it's the children who are old. Please forgive my stuffing delirium. I promise the stats will...
Razzball   Nov 28th, 11:00am ET
Shadow Coverage Tracker WR Finish Total 1 15 2 8 3 8 4+ 25 Grand Total 56 Team: Arizona Cardinals Opponent: New England WR1: DeAndre Hopkins WR2: Christian Kirk Shadow Coverage Matchup: Stephon Gilmore                ...
Razzball   Nov 28th, 1:00am ET
Alright everyone, it's a hectic week with the holidays, so I could only find time to get you the rankings with no write ups this week. Apologies, and the write ups will be back next week. In lieu of write ups, here's another big stat sheet including upcoming...
Razzball   Nov 27th, 2:00pm ET
Deep in Razzball Headquarters -- probably somewhere in Donkey Teeth's third basement where he keeps his Jay Cutler jersey collection -- a phone rang. The ringtone, Carley Rae Jepsen, but not the song you're thinking of. This phone call broke the rules of decorum,...
Razzball   Nov 27th, 1:00pm ET
Happy Thanksgiving season to you and yours! We are in week 12 and if you're still reading this column that means you are likely still alive in your fantasy football playoff hunt! Hopefully you’re reading this because you’re making your playoff...
Razzball   Nov 27th, 12:00pm ET
Welcome to Razzball's dedicated gambling column-Teasers and Pleasers! Each Thursday during the NFL season (except Thanksgiving), at 11:00 am EST, TnP will post our top bets for the upcoming week. Just sit back and win some money with us in 2020. We received...
Razzball   Nov 27th, 1:00am ET
As my Kerryon Johnson fathead and I prepared for our first Zoomsgiving on Thursday morning, I could feel the Excitement growing. Yes, I've named my dong "Excitement." So I fired up AOL dialup connection to join the Razz-family Zoom call. Nothing could have...
Razzball   Nov 26th, 9:42am ET
It’s Thanksgiving! I hope your morning is going more smoothly than mine is, there’s nothing like waking up to a still frozen turkey that you put in the fridge to thaw out on Monday. The virtual guests are going to be very uncomfortable watching...
Razzball   Nov 25th, 12:00pm ET
Who's ready for Thanksgiving? Thanksgiving means three things: Matt Stafford, the turkey and contentious political commentary. Wait, what's an Oxford comma again? OK, that was one thing. Hopefully you'll be safe in your mansions this week. For the rest of...
Razzball   Nov 25th, 11:01am ET
Your WR top 80 13.0 is here!  As a rule, injuries will always bump guys down. I am generally pessimistic that players will return on time at full strength without a setback.  This list is not league or format specific, but it is based on 2020...
Razzball   Nov 25th, 10:45am ET
B_Don and Donkey Teeth join you right before turkey day! While you're out doing the last minute shopping, grab your headphones and listen to the newest episode!  Best wishes for a speedy recovery for the talented, young QB, Joe Burrow. Can you trust the...
Razzball   Nov 25th, 1:00am ET
I just snuck out of a court ordered gambling rehab facility to write this post, so I'll have to be brief. After I was arrested for stealing old ladies' purses from the retirement home down the block to fund my string of Arizona Cardinals' Super Bowl wagers...
Razzball   Nov 24th, 1:45pm ET
Happy Thanksgiving week, y'all. You might be thinking that this post came out a little earlier than usual and you would be correct. You're so observant. With turkey day on Thursday, Donkey Teeth and I are putting out rankings out a little earlier this week...
Razzball   Nov 24th, 12:00pm ET
Frank Reich is a fine man. A good man, even. Sometimes, I sit around daydreaming, wondering what it would be like if he were my father. He would no-doubt instill many wholesome values in me, his son, and be a great fishing partner. He simply has that look...
Razzball   Nov 24th, 10:00am ET
The week 12 waiver wire is about the same as the last few weeks. Most difference makers are already rostered and no major injuries opened up new featured starters. There is no slam dunk FAAB add, however Michael Pittman comes close. I group the adds by position...
Razzball   Nov 24th, 1:20am ET
If you're only into ground and pound games then read no further. There were a total of 79 rushing yards between both the Rams and Bucs on Monday night. There was even less runs than the time I stopped eating Chipotle for an entire year. But what this game...
Razzball   Nov 23rd, 2:00pm ET
Oompa Loompa doompadee doo. My buddy and I looked at these silly looking dwarves singing and making candy. Then we looked at each other. Then we looked at the dwarves. Shrugging our shoulders, we went back to stuffing ourselves with the sugary delictables...
Razzball   Nov 23rd, 1:00am ET
When Taysom Hill was a senior in high school he received all kinds of offers from big name college football programs, eventually committing to play for John Harbaugh at Stanford One night God came to Hill in a dream, "Taysom!" called God, "I can not permit...