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Razzball   Apr 2nd, 2:00am ET
So, this is crazy, I was in the supermarket line yesterday reading about an illegitimate child that Betty White had with a Mexican man while she was protesting with Cesar Chavez, and they named him...You're gonna wanna sit down. His name was...Ronel Blanc...
Razzball   Apr 1st, 3:00pm ET
Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! It seemed pretty fitting to lead with Shrek this week after being swamped with Easter preparations and candy gathering for the last seven days. Then, when I thought about it some more, it was a bit of a natural segue since,...
Razzball   Apr 1st, 2:00pm ET
Hey hey! We have actual, stat-accruing baseball happening now through November. Finally, the calendar feels like it's real, and not some Sophon-induced San-ti delusion. Wait, is that the countdown to the end of my season flashing through my head? No worries...
Razzball   Apr 1st, 1:00pm ET
Howdy folks! I hope everyone has enjoyed the opening weekend festivities, and that your team has given you a glimmer of optimism after their first series—or second if you’re a fan of the Dodgers or Padres. After watching the Milwaukee Brewers sweep...
Razzball   Apr 1st, 2:00am ET
Referencing Wikipedia liberally here: Trey Lipscomb, a very famous barber in the 1840s who could twirl three mustaches at the same time. Johnny Appleseeds, children between the ages of 8-13 in the 1840s, used to exclaim, “You are a hero, Mr. Please,...
Razzball   Mar 31st, 3:00pm ET
Hi, everyone! I’m Jeremy, but my friends call me the Latch-Key Kid. Does that have to do with my last name? Yes. Is it because when I came home from school my parents were still at work and so I was left to fend for myself for a couple hours? Please,...
Razzball   Mar 31st, 2:00pm ET
Opening day has come and what a sweet thing it was.  So what did we learn so far?  First thing first, the Dodgers are leaving little doubt that they are going to try to bash their way to a championship.  We also have confirmed that our first...
Razzball   Mar 31st, 1:00pm ET
I’m back for another season! I have been waiting for this week for months, and it’s hard to believe that baseball is back in action! I drafted way more teams than I’d like to admit, but I’ll once again be providing you with streamers...
Razzball   Mar 31st, 3:00am ET
Smell that?  No, not the Funyuns going stale behind the couch, the smell of taeks so hot they are nuclear.  It’s bold prediction szn and we here at Razzball are getting in on the action.  For an example of how hawt our taeks are, let’s...
Razzball   Mar 30th, 3:00pm ET
Welcome back Razzballers! How are we all feeling about those teams after a few days of games? Eh, not so great? Well, no fear, I’ll be here all year to help you find the savvy pickups and move you up those fantasy standings. Please, blog, may I have...
Razzball   Mar 30th, 2:00pm ET
Welcome back for another installment of Up-and-Coming Dynasty players. Last week I talked about Los Angeles Angels shortstop Zach Neto and this week I'm sticking to the Angels organization as the spotlight falls on starting pitcher Chase Silseth. Right...
Razzball   Mar 30th, 1:00pm ET
Aaaaand we’re back! And just in case you were concerned the Dodgers weren’t loaded with enough weapons to make Jack Reacher blush, an Ace break out could be upon us as second year starting pitcher Bobby Miller put on an absolutely filthy display...
Razzball   Mar 30th, 2:00am ET
Do you ever feel really good about your roster after a draft? You look in the mirror and think “This is it. This is the one.” Then, you watch the game in disbelief as Royce Lewis starts limping to third base. Please, blog, may I have some more?...
Razzball   Mar 29th, 3:00pm ET
Okay...Imagine this! I come out on stage in a sequins head-to-toe jumpsuit, clapping hands above my head! The audience is like, "Is that 70's Elvis?" No! It's Grey and The Hittin' Jacks! On guitar we have Jackson Merrill, on drums Jackson Holliday and on bass,...
Razzball   Mar 29th, 2:00pm ET
Happy Day After The Best Day Of The Year! As I write this, my house is literally shaking a little bit because of the opening day flyover that is zooming right over it, headed a few miles away to Dodger Stadium, and it’s hard not to get emotional as I...
Razzball   Mar 29th, 1:00pm ET
If you’ve been around the block as long as I have, you remember Dick Clark hosting this show when you were a kid.  If you’re a bit younger, Michael Strahan is the host associated with the show.  Somewhere in between?  Well, there...
Razzball   Mar 29th, 2:00am ET
As I peer out over the green grass fields, I’m reminded of my youth. A wee boy with eyes watering, scratching because I wanted the baseball to be played so badly. I was fiending and overheated! I was The Rock but obsessed with baseball, “Can you...
Razzball   Mar 28th, 3:00pm ET
Sequels often suck and end up disappointing. But why? Maybe all the creative energy used to create the OG left nothing for future endeavors. Many could just be money grabs to mine the popularity of the first. Heightened expectations may not satisfy no matter...
Razzball   Mar 28th, 2:30pm ET
Intro Happy Opening Day to everyone except Ippei! This is my favorite time of the year. Spring is sprung, everyone is huffing hopium (EWB’s word), and we all get to talk about the excitement of baseball. It’s a magical time. And this, my final...